A List to Post Beside Your Computer

For those of you who love to be gullible, you might want to consider taking this list and placing it beside your computer:

1. I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I don't forward an e-mail. 

2. I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog if I do forward an e-mail. 

3. Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money and Victoria Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me. 

4. Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if forward my e-mail to more than 50 people. 

5. I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10 people. 

6. I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail. NEVER...EVER! 

7. There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people! 

8. There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in England collecting anything! He did when he was 7 years old. But he is now cancer free, at least 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, BUSINESS CARDS OR GET-WELL CARDS. 

9. The government does NOT have a bill in Congress called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that, if passed, will enable them to charge us five cents for every e-mail we send. 

10. There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flowers, characters, or program that I will receive immediately after I forward an e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA! 

11. The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to a certain individual dying of some never-heard-of disease for every e-mail address I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations. 

12. MADELINE MURRAY O'HARE (is surely dead) and is not trying to get Christian programs off the air. 

13. And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things by telling me I am not their friend or that I don't believe in Jesus Christ. If God wants to send me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will burn before He picks up a PC to pass it on!

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